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  • Acclaimed snackologist Dr. Felix von Snaque completes research on landmark satiation study; recommends 3-2-1 Pizza.
  • 90% of scientists agree that 3-2-1 Pizza offers higher levels of satisfaction than chips.
  • Pizza psychologists close to unlocking the secrets of the world’s most therapeutic pizza.
  • Sports: Members of International Discus Federation (IDF) flock to 3-2-1 Pizza claiming high levels of eating and throwing enjoyment.
  • Music: Emerging DJs practice spinning with 3-2-1 Pizza’s turntable-friendly crust.
  • Culture: Art world on notice after grand opening of new “Crust+Sauce+Cheese ” collage gallery.
  • Anthropologists investigate dorm room culture; identify high concentrations of 3-2-1 Pizza.
  • Weather: Low-pressure system causes a deluge of pizza sauce. Meteorologists predict additional sprinkles of cheese.
  • Local family reunites after long disagreement over 3-2-1 Pizza toppings; “Mushrooms and peppers were finally able to bring us back together,” says father.
  • Finance: Investor confidence strong as the Pizza and Topping Index reaches quarterly high.